Sunday, October 09, 2005

The love story begins ie. How Andrew and Maderia met

[Scene: Wanna Get To Know You by G-Unit featuring Joe is playing; Andrew is at the Port Oak train station waiting to be picked up as Madeira bumps into him on purpose.]

MADEIRA:
Oh my god, I’m so sorry

ANDREW:
It’s fine.

MADEIRA:
No broken bones or anything?

ANDREW:
Umm, [Wipes himself off] nothing fatal.

MADEIRA:
Well, good. I don’t know what I’d do if I caused a complete stranger’s death.

ANDREW:
You have a really overactive imagination.

MADEIRA:
Only when I’m trying to get some or evade the police, whichever, beggars can’t be choosers.

[Both laugh]
ANDREW:
That's funny.

MADEIRA:
I try. [Pause] I noticed you on the train.

ANDREW:
[Slowly] I would have to say, I noticed you too.

MADEIRA:
Well good, I was starting to think my feminine wiles were waning. [No response, Andrew looks like he didn’t get the joke] So, where in town are you visiting?

ANDREW:
I’m actually not visiting. I'm [doesn’t want to admit this] coming home to stay for awhile.

MADEIRA:
[Playfully] So you got kicked out of boarding school. [Emphasis] Nice. [Inquisitively] Of your own will or did you kicked out?

ANDREW:
The latter, unfortunately.

MADEIRA:
I see, [intrigued] I’d better watch out then, Port Oak has a new bad boy on her hands.

ANDREW:
That’s me, Andrew Sullivan, at your service. [Bows]

MADEIRA:
Huh, you’re a Sullivan, too bad I was starting to like you.

ANDREW:
[Looks like he doesn’t understand] What’s your name?

MADEIRA:
Sorry, [reverts to good socialite mode] how could I have been so rude. Madeira, at your service. [Curtseys as she sees her limo pulling into station] That’s my ride, and since I’m not allowed to consort with your kind, here’s something to remember me by.

[Madeira plants a huge kiss on Andrew’s lips as the camera moves in a circle. Andrew is taken aback as Madeira climbs into her limo and drives off.]

ANDREW:
DAMN! [Licks his lips, and see the limo’s license plate says FORDINC.] Damn, a Ford. And I was starting to like her too. [Licks lips again]