The love story begins ie. How Andrew and Maderia met
[Scene: Wanna Get To Know You by G-Unit featuring Joe is playing; Andrew is at the Port Oak train station waiting to be picked up as Madeira bumps into him on purpose.]
MADEIRA:
Oh my god, I’m so sorry
ANDREW:
It’s fine.
MADEIRA:
No broken bones or anything?
ANDREW:
Umm, [Wipes himself off] nothing fatal.
MADEIRA:
Well, good. I don’t know what I’d do if I caused a complete stranger’s death.
ANDREW:
You have a really overactive imagination.
MADEIRA:
Only when I’m trying to get some or evade the police, whichever, beggars can’t be choosers.
[Both laugh]
ANDREW:
That's funny.
MADEIRA:
I try. [Pause] I noticed you on the train.
ANDREW:
[Slowly] I would have to say, I noticed you too.
MADEIRA:
Well good, I was starting to think my feminine wiles were waning. [No response, Andrew looks like he didn’t get the joke] So, where in town are you visiting?
ANDREW:
I’m actually not visiting. I'm [doesn’t want to admit this] coming home to stay for awhile.
MADEIRA:
[Playfully] So you got kicked out of boarding school. [Emphasis] Nice. [Inquisitively] Of your own will or did you kicked out?
ANDREW:
The latter, unfortunately.
MADEIRA:
I see, [intrigued] I’d better watch out then, Port Oak has a new bad boy on her hands.
ANDREW:
That’s me, Andrew Sullivan, at your service. [Bows]
MADEIRA:
Huh, you’re a Sullivan, too bad I was starting to like you.
ANDREW:
[Looks like he doesn’t understand] What’s your name?
MADEIRA:
Sorry, [reverts to good socialite mode] how could I have been so rude. Madeira, at your service. [Curtseys as she sees her limo pulling into station] That’s my ride, and since I’m not allowed to consort with your kind, here’s something to remember me by.
[Madeira plants a huge kiss on Andrew’s lips as the camera moves in a circle. Andrew is taken aback as Madeira climbs into her limo and drives off.]
ANDREW:
DAMN! [Licks his lips, and see the limo’s license plate says FORDINC.] Damn, a Ford. And I was starting to like her too. [Licks lips again]